Sunday, March 15, 2009

you wanted to know

Updates

As Danielle said, "all your annoying studiousness has finally paid off" and the pay off is acceptance into a Boston school and a lovely sum of scholarship money. Looks like I won't have to work in the coal mines for the rest of my life.

I have been reading too much Russian literature and in search of some sunny books I am turning to the weird self help books scattered around the house. I love you too, Dalai Lama.

I bathed Peter today and he had the strongest aversion to a hair brush that I have ever seen. I found it odd and will try to video tape it the next time I clean him.

I have this new found obsession with William Eggleston's photography. I have that photo of the two girls on the couch. You know what I'm talking about? It's a little gay but hey...maybe I'm a little gay.

I'm totally kidding about that.

Bubbles are much cleaner in your head than in person.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

PPS:

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PRINCESSES!

I went to Disney and if I weren't so stupid I would have probably had a better time. I won't discuss the details but I do want to show off some comics that my friend made. She is an awesome award winning artist. Her style is super sophisticated and mature beyond belief:

PS: All art work done by DISNEY or Erina Davidson. Bet ya can't guess who did what!!

Sunday, March 1, 2009

clicking away like Cam Jansen

I resolved to take a photograph every day for the rest of my life. Like most commitments, let us see if I freak out and start to find flaws in the relationship.
So yeah here's my new boyfriend:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/haveyourfits/

love,
Mallory

Monday, February 23, 2009

And the Mallory goes to...

With the Oscars on last night, it seems that all this pop culture has just vomited all over my brain. And so I've been thinking about celebrities I really want to know. I might be a teenage girl, but I'm not that into heartthrobs (with the exception of Ed Westwick, but don't get me started) so here are the top three famous people that I would eagerly take on a strictly platonic lunch date.

Sean Penn: I don't care what people say about this nut job, I like him immensely BECAUSE of his absurdity. And he was so beautiful in Milk that I will always forgive him.

Mos Def: I was watching this documentary on Richard Pryor, and every time Mos Def came on I felt like hugging him. I just swear he's nice.

Jon Stewart: This wouldn't be platonic. I'm hardcore crushing on this man for obvious reasons.

surprise interaction: who would be your top three celebrity platonic dream dates?

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

1000110101

I just discovered wordle (a "word cloud" generator) and I've been brainstorming what text I should use. I've considered poems and quotes and my favorite things, but most of those things are already pleasant. The thing with wordle is that it can make ANYTHING beautiful, so why waste it on words that are already lovely? So instead, I thought of the most unfascinating thing I could think of and made it pretty: an explanation of BINARY CODE. Enjoy.

    title="Wordle: binary code">    src="http://www.wordle.net/thumb/wrdl/533107/binary_code"
alt="Wordle: binary code"
style="padding:4px;border:1px solid #ddd">

Monday, February 9, 2009

do you like your women late and cheap?

This is going to be a new irregularly updated (aka whenever I feel like it) segment where I scan the shit I find in my pocket at the end of the day. I'm a very mysterious girl and my pocket treasure may help you find out more about me:



Today's findings include:
tardy slip
bagel with coupon usage