- The Piano (check! Kinda, not really. I gave up)
- The Glockenspiel (I am totally impressed that my 8-year-old self knew what that was)
- The Saxophone (I don't think I have enough jazz in my soul to pull this one off without coming across as a total tool/nerd)
- The Guitar (I can strum like three chords, but not without whining about the strings cutting into my fingers. I'm a baby)
- The Kazoo (I still have hope!)
My 8-year-old self is shaking its head in disappointment at my current self. Sorry little dude(ette).