I love Barack Obama. I like America a little bit more.
I am wearing Jen's sweatpants because they are soft and warm. Not because I like to steal her stuff and be just like her. So don't yell at me, sister!
I wish Peter had a higher IQ
I spilled milk on the table and it's the cutest mistake ever. You know, unplanned but not unwanted:
Have a solid weekend. As opposed to a liquid one.