Georgia font because we're peachy. Fo realz, yo.
who are these magical figures typing up this blog?
I am Mallory, and the girl sitting next to me is Danielle. We are wonderful children trapped in the suburbs. Bear with us.
The tarp over Danielle's pool looks like a giant TRAMPoline. yeah i would love to jump on it but i dont feel like falling into the murky abyss she calls her pool.
Who are you? Tell me a little bit about yourself.
If our readers are having trouble distinguishing who is who ( if there ARE any readers out there) just remember Danielle is usually writing nothing in general and will probably have a very sardonic tone. Mallory on the other hand is a bit more formal....and appreciates the use of outdated slang, you dig? "Lies!" Danielle claims. Bummer.
"Type, woman!" says Mallory. "Sexist bastard!!" says Danielle.
umm okay First Impressions: right now we probably come off as pretty obnoxious, but shut the fudge up for all you know i could be a 40 year old man who still lives with his mother. speaking of which, we both do.
"we love our maahthurs"
Okay Danielle is having doubts but like i said before: Bear with us.