hi! how are you? i was going to send you a letter in the mail, but david dropped a bombshell in my house the other day by announcing to my parents that the price for stamps has gone up from 39 cents to 42 cents.
OH MY GOD. THOSE THREE CENTS WILL SEND US SPIRALING INTO DEBT. to salvage my family from this awful fate, i'll send you a deep, heartfelt message on this contraption.
my pool water is now habitable temperature. that is all. see you tomorrow in the purgatory.
your dad likes his jazz the way he he likes his peanut butt...?
HAHA IT SPELLS BUTT.