Since it has appeared that Mallory has stopped doing S.H.I.T's, I will make one for her.
S.H.I.T. #6: Singing while yawning.
She claims that she likes to make the mundane more interesting, or something like that, but who is she kidding! I do not understand why one cannot simply go, "ah, ah, ahhh, AAAAHHHWWWWwww..."
To me, that is plenty not-mundane. But no! it must be, "ah, ah! ah, uh, ah, ah, ah AHHHWWWahh ah!!"
(the use of double exclamation points, a practice usually discouraged, is fully permissable in this situation.)