Thursday, August 2, 2007

S.H.I.T. # 3

I don't remember when this first started but a few weeks ago I came out of the water to find Danielle laughing hysterically. Apparently, before I head underwater, I make a strange noise.

"OHMMMMM" and down I go for my signature breaststroke (I should change this sentence but I trust my readers aren't as perverted as I am).

What I forgot to explain to Danielle was that that "OHMM" was simply my mantra. It's comforting to hum when I'm swimming underwater. Is this common? I hope so.

#3- Humming underwater

4 comments:

Maxine Perella said...

i don't hum, no, but i do swallow and end up coughing and spluttering all over my fellow swimmers like a duck in distress.

Mekkin said...

I kind of gasp like a dying fish. Seem like you are the normalest* one here

*I don't think that's a word

The Mighty Beluga said...

Nice animal analogies!

Anonymous said...

oh i am hahahaha and i think you stoped making those odd sounds now when you swim