I'm sure this has happened to a majority of you folks out there: Dropping your cellphone in the toilet.
I was at my aunt's house yesterday and we were all sharing our personal mishaps until my sister interrupted.
Elaine: Hey I've never dropped anything in the toilet
Elaine: Yeah I swear I've never dropped anything
Mom: Seriously Elaine? Think about it. You never dropped ANYTHING in the toilet.
It took me about a minute to realize my own mother, the woman who frowns upon us watching reality T.V. because it's trash, was making a POOP joke.
My mouth dropped in disbelief
and then came the laughter.